Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2012 2:12:07 GMT -6
Wind gushed past the rapidly accelerating vampire, caressing her marble skin, as one of the Volturi's made her way back to the Cullen's. Jane could smell the child scent now. The freesias and strawberries, now more sweet and beautiful than it had been before the change.She wondered from time to time, to deliver constant, messages from Aro. Though it wasn't that long, and her brother won't be to far behind.The days passed by and she soon reached the forest. Her crimson eyes looked around as she passed a few wolves. She smirked as she ripped off the heads and legs from them. Jane was trying to draw out of the Cullen's.'Only time will tell when they come.' She thought to herself.Meanwhile as she waited she pulled out a small dairy and wrote down her thoughts.
Living with a bunch of insane vampires some people would probably say it was 'character-enhancing' and say they were 'looking on the bright side', but to be completely honest it's just annoying. My name is Jane, I don't know my surname, I'm in the Volturi and I'm a Vampire. Aro will kill me if a human reads this. So anyway, I've decided to start writing these on the Internet to vent my annoyance at living with these weirdos. First of all, I'll introduce everyone.First, we've got Aro. The leader of the Volturi, overly happy at all times. He's most annoying when I'm in a particularly bad mood. He's got long black hair, is very tall (6 feet 7 inches, apparently) with red eyes. I'll tell you more some other time.
And there's Alec. My younger twin by an hour. He used to be really nice and normal, he'd protect me from all the people that teased us when we were human well, I protected him. But when we were turned into vampires, he was normal for the first while, but before long, he turned weird. I swear he's a girl now. He straightens his hair, likes shopping more than me, has 2 rooms full of clothes, and he went as Snow White for Halloween last year. I'm not joking. He should have wavy hair, but like I said, he straightens it. And he's got red eyes. Obviously.
Who else? Oh yes Felix. He might look all muscly and tough, but he's a real wimp. I don't think he realizes how strong he is. If he asks if he can give you a 'bear hug', don't let him. You'll get the vampire equivalent of being suffocated.
And Demetri. He's not too bad, but if he finds out that you don't like something, he'll keep using it against you, and you can't hide from him, he'll just use his tracking and follow you around.
I'll move on to the people I like. There's Caius, who's always fun for me. When I'm in a bad mood, I can grouch with him, and when I'm in a good mood I can annoy him. Like Hell.
Then there's Marcus, who's always kind of depressed and emo, but he's impossible to annoy (he just doesn't care). He's good to grouch to though; he doesn't tend to hold grudges.
Ooh I've had a thought! A good, menacing, evil thought! If Aro continues to annoy me, I'll tell Marcus that Aro killed his wife! Blackmail is very good in most circumstances, especially now. Now the only thing I have left to do is think of something to annoy Alec. I could call him a girl, but he's obviously in touch with his feminine side. Maybe if I called him very manly, he'd get annoyed. It's worth a try. I honestly think he was given two vampire powers, the obvious one being able to completely numb people, and the other to be extremely annoying. Same with Aro.
I would write more, but I can hear someone coming. Oh yay, double crazy. Time to try and annoy the most annoying people in the world!
She put her dairy away in her black hooded robed, she had made a pocket on the inside two story her dairy.
"It's about time Cullen?" she growled, peeping out from under her hood. As two crimson eyes gazed down.
